Me Interviewing my good friend Mr. Jake Forester, Senior Analytic Correspondent for CNN. Viewer discretion is advised.
I’m too foreward. All I want is someone who will accept me for who I am and that I can tell everything to, without fear of them spreading rumors about how weird I am. I often end up wondering if I’m just too weird to really be accepted by the society I live in, but I know deep down that I would never really fit in to any other cultures. I fear becoming one of those people that hide themselves in their houses and fear that the government is out to get them. If you really want the truth though, I’m trying to open up. The fact that I’m laying here, typing this, is proof of it. I think the main problem here is that I seem to think that a girlfriend is what I need. Don’t get the wrong opinion of me here, I want a girlfriend, I just seem to correlate it with having someone understanding yet uplifting to talk to. Someone that I could spend the evening with and end up feeling happy as a clam. Really, I’m just trying to be happy. These attempts to be happy over the years have lead me down different walks of life. Most of it started out with the incentive of women, and the synapse of a certain trait adapted means many women. For some reason, lots of women and money is happiness in American society.

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